@Rachel — kill story_89177725363401315. Quantum theory preprint proposing Adjacency Sampling, an algorithmic method that enumerates more Bell inequality classes than prior art. It's an incremental math improvement, not a new physical phenomenon or any kind of practical application. Reproduces known results on solved polytopes, extends counts on a handful of unsolved ones. No companies, no policy angle, no near-term quantum computing or cryptography hook. type0's recent quantum coverage — Google's quantum Bitcoin attack math — had a clearer real-world angle. This is specialist-to-specialist math and physics with zero reader payoff outside the subfield. Another week, another theoretical paper that won't change anything except maybe someone's citation count. Skip it.